September 29, 2014   624 notes

1. I don’t want to feel sick every morning when I wake up and roll over and face someone who’s not you.

2. I don’t want to get in fights with my bestfriends because they said “I fucking told you so”

3. I don’t want my throat to bleed at 4 in the morning because I yell your name in my sleep.

4. my moms been trying to get me out of bed but I just lay there in puddles of my own tears because my pillow still smells like you and I don’t want you to be fully gone.

5. I’ve tried to kill myself 3 times

6. I fucking know that I’m not supposed to get so worked up about one person but I’m rotting inside with out you because my breath was so dependent on the way your fingers curled around my neck when we kissed

7. I used to love the smell after rain but now I can’t even get a wiff of it without gagging because you were a storm and you left that smell clogged in my nose and stuffed in every crevice of my lungs

8. my writings got so shitty without you being here because my hand shakes and my words are so jumbled up

9. I had to skip class because you and your new girlfriends always pass notes in that class and I can’t stand not knowing what’s on that note because what if you’re telling her you love her and that you’re favorite color is the blue of her eyes. my eyes are green.

10. we met in winter and now I can’t even eat popcicles without tasting bitter white snow flakes on my tounge.

10 reasons I don’t want to fall in love. (via acidyou)

September 29, 2014   206,929 notes

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

castielscompanion:

ollivander:

herekitty:

Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960

HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

They had to stop because of the chlorine affecting the girls and because of men trying to jump in to get to them.
I would have loved to see Disneyland mermaids today though!

(Source: drsimples, via haileybookky)

September 29, 2014   218,962 notes
lonecorn:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:


THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

WHAT

lonecorn:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

WHAT

(Source: jagged-fragments, via ailtimelow)

September 29, 2014   217,975 notes

juniorbizarre:

bellatrixisastar:

askchangelgrace:

catplanetcatplanetcatplanet:

steve don’t just accept that bullshit

that must have been some fucking witchcraft blue pulled to get that up there

That look on his face

“Fuck, whatever. My fucking salt talks to me. This is actually normal for me.”

My fucking salt talks to me.

this guy

(via chickenqveen)

September 29, 2014   3,958 notes

missmagikarp:

if there is anything you remember me for please let it be these photos

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

September 29, 2014   36,244 notes

scarygenderate:

gay-cornography:

dictator-princess:

tsumaranai-ao:

'I dont think he's 100% gay, but I also dont think he's 100% straight'

is it that fucking hard to say the B word

I know what you are

Say it. Out loud.

Bisexual

We sparkle in the presence of sun.

pan people just light on fire

(via demonhunting)

September 29, 2014   104,769 notes
hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

hyourinmaruice:

therealraewest:

dandelion-fireworks:

onlylolgifs:

logic at its finest

This is stupid though ‘cuz she’s headed for the door. He’s going further into the elevator. Even if the door isn’t open, there’s still a bit of a ledge near the door that you could stand on while bracing yourself against the railing. Once the door opens, you’d be in a good spot to exit via the door as well. What she’s going for is smarter than what he’s doing.

Also she clings to the rail, he throws his hands up. If he were to fall, he’d have nothing to hang on to, she’d at least be able to hold herself up by the rail

BOOM goes the dynamite

(via demonhunting)

September 29, 2014   62,025 notes
pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’
Ballpit Dress - $17,000
Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

pinkfastener:

rainbow-dash:

lackingalacrity:

Steal its Look : ‘Dashcon Ballpit’

Ballpit Dress - $17,000

Dark Blue Crocs - $1,785

This is going too far

STOP

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

September 29, 2014   36,812 notes

sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool being dadpool

(via demonhunting)

September 29, 2014   604,970 notes
yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

(via officialwhitegirls)